so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Obama was 18 once
not sure what this information means
THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
OH MY FOD
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my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor