h0llo:

im not in the illuminati but i can be illuminaughty ;))))))))))))))

(via twistedtheory)

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

(via ridinghi)

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

(via fucksenpai)

aftermathissecondary:

Do Chinese girls get English words tattooed on their bodies?

(via fucksenpai)

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

(via g-swagon)